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i lead a painfully average life...
my tonsils have been sore and swollen for the past two weeks (make your oral sex jokes now). It's horrible. Eating should never be painful, ever. I'm making another doctor's appointment to see what's up and hopefully I wont have to have the bloody things cut out (though it would give me an excuse to eat nothing but ice cream for a week). I ( Read more... ) -
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Mother and the Shiny New Stepdad want me to work in a factory. Permanently. Like, as a life-long career. Or to become a truck-driver.
Growing up, people were always telling me how smart I was. They assured me that I would go far in life. "You can be anything you want, Ryan, if you just put your mind to it because you're just so smart." So ( Read more... ) -
that holiday list meme
stolen from venecifa_aura
*Step One:Make a journal post. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important ( Read more... ) -
in which I refuse to admit that I have serious fucking issues
So yesterday, I was working my Glamorous Dayjob at Goodwill, tagging clothes as usual, minding my own business, when suddenly, with no provocation whatsoever, I was struck by this enormous ball of EMO and suffered what could only be described as a serious mental breakdown ( Read more... ) -
Memoirs of a Used T-Shirt
It has been decided that my life is interesting enough to warrant the writing of memoirs. I figure, hey why not/ All David Sedaris did at my age was suck dick and drop acid, and he got at least four or five books out of that. I'M ALREADY HALF WAY THERE, GUYS ( Read more... ) -
kids with nothing better to do
Today, Deeds and I ran rampant around WashPa with freebird2011, Megasaurus, and Alycat. It was the most fun I've had in weeks. We didn't do anything significant, just wandered around the mall and went for a joyride through a college town, but it was wonderful. I was accused of flirting with people at Subway, Aly blatantly flirted with people at Coffee Bean ( Read more... )
